With E3 out the way, it’s the perfect time to put the kettle on and kick back with one of those papery, real-world thingamies that we enjoyed in the days before the internet shattered our attention spans. What were they called? Boofs? Boops?
随着E3游戏展的闭幕，这是一个完美的时间去把水壶放在炉子上并且重新回到那些纸里(去工作)。在那个叫不出名字的真实的世界里，我们享受没有被互联网转移注意力的那几天。他们之前曾说过什么？Boofs？亦或者Boops？
Of course, we here at Mojang are learned folk who love few things more than reading a good boop, er, book. And what better book could you read than this? - our newly launched, high-quality tome: The Survivors’ Book of Secrets.
当然，我们在Mojang这里了解到了他们爱几件事比读一本好苏，呃，书要多。那么有一本比这更好的书让你去读呢？- 我们新推出的、高级的一本巨著《生存者的秘密之书》(The Survivors'Book of Secrets)
Unlike, say, Ulysses or the collected works of Maya Angelou, The Survivors’ Book of Secrets can tell you which splash potion to chuck in the heat of combat and how to organise snow golems into the ultimate battlement defence. What have you got, Mrs Dalloway? NOTHING.
不像尤利西斯或者玛雅·安吉罗的文集那样。《生存者的秘密之书》可以告诉你哪一个喷溅型药水可以增加在战斗中的热情。以及如何 组织(制造)雪傀儡 进入(使之成为)一个最终防御工事。你有什么高招？黛洛维夫人？一切都没有。
Our book contains the amassed wisdom of an underground group of Minecraft experts who have been around since the days of the Alpha - and you’d be a fool to wander into the wide world without its tips tucked under your arm. It also looks rather lovely. See?
我们的书包含了一个曾经拥有游戏的Alpha版本的MC专家秘密组织所累积的智慧。如果你在没有将 提议夹在你的手臂下就去环游这广阔的世界，你无疑是一个傻瓜。它也会看上去有点可爱。你看到了吗？/你明白了吗？
